Sure I have my “blah” moments (… ummm blah days even… errr… entire blah seasons) just like anyone. I can feel drained, gloomy, sad, and lonely too. I’m also a textbook introvert where even during my lowest of moments, I tend to withdraw inward instead of turning to my most wonderful circle of support… so I have to find ways to quickly snap myself out of this yucky place before the blues totally contaminate my days.
Where do I turn? Twitter, YouTube, and sites with graphics that make me chuckle, of course! I hope you find even one that makes you giggle like an insane hyena! (… unless my sense of humor is so skewed, I’m the only one who thinks these are freakin’ HI-LA-RI-OUS.)
I hear the tornado siren and have never considered the possibility I'd have to react to it.
Not sure what to do.
So far I've tweeted.
— David Gamble (@Importantest) March 26, 2017
Me: I'm going to bed early tonight.[3 AM]
Brain: According to this quiz, if I was a Golden Girl, I'd be Blanche.
— Andy Mac (@TheReal_AndyMac) February 14, 2017
Me: Do that thing I like.
Him: *Takes out the trash*
— Sardonic Tart? (@SardonicTart) May 18, 2017
As a wife and mother, my main job is pretty much just suggesting solutions to people who are actively ignoring me.
— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) May 18, 2017
I'm not saying you put too much salt in your cooking, but I am saying I can't close my fingers or move my eyes all of a sudden.
— sara. or. (@semple42) April 16, 2017
Me: "I got this."
— WhatserName™ (@IamEveryDayPpl) October 24, 2016
ok, so where was this video when i was learning english?
PMS: You okay?
PMS: I may have pushed too far this month.
ME: [in a bathtub full of chocolate pudding] No, we're cool.
— Sondra Dee (@SondraDeeMe) July 11, 2016
Here's a small list of things that bother people online:
3. All of the things
4. Did you post something? That
— she's unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) March 7, 2017
Normal people: I'm bloated.
Me: I feel like a baked potato in the oven that somebody has forgotten about and is going to explode.
— Call Me Kitten ? (@MakesYouGiggle) July 30, 2017
Me: I'll take this tankini in red. It fits perfectly.
Clerk: That's a bedspread and dust ruffle.
— J.Beaner (@jeannerbeaner) June 5, 2014
Target can refuse you a job, but they can't stop you from asking the guests in dressing rooms if everything's fitting ok
— JasonLastname (@JasonLastname) July 30, 2017